"In Episode 10, we have a six-and-a-half minute seduction/sex scene involving five different characters that is as kinky and subversive and suggestive as any sex scene that you have seen on network television,” he teases. “I would put it as a contender to challenge cable sex scenes — not in terms of the nipple and crack of nakedness — but more in the psychology and sensuality of sex amongst the mad.” But wait, are all five of those people in the same room together? “It depends on how you define room,” replies Fuller, with a chuckle."

Bryan Fuller [x]
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YES YES YES YES

THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

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An exchange I just had on OKCupid

  • The Guy (opening line): I wanna fuck your ass with my thick cock.
  • Me: And I want to punch you in the balls really hard. When and where might we accomplish this delightful transaction?
  • The Guy: 3hours later at viber or wechat or whatsapp or Line
  • Me: And you've just proven that in addition to being unable to comprehend written word and being sleazy as fuck, you also don't understand sarcasm. Well done. I hope you have fun with your hand later.
  • The Guy: Hey. Your foot is too beautiful. Too beautiful. I can lick your foots and toes all day long
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Okay. Let me explain this to you very very slowly. I. Do. Not. Want. To. Have. ANY KIND of sexual contact with you. Just give up, stop writing.
Today’s outfit: hipster vampire goes out to bitch at people instead of biting them. Biting is so 20th century.

Today’s outfit: hipster vampire goes out to bitch at people instead of biting them. Biting is so 20th century.

"1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once"

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*hyperventilating*

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

isn’t meat beautiful? i love meat.

fuck yes

saxifraga-x-urbium:

isn’t meat beautiful? i love meat.

fuck yes

kissing-monsters:

HANNIBAL IS A CAT: HE IS VAIN AND PETTY AND WELL GROOMED AND PLAYS WITH HIS FOOD CRUELLY BEFORE HE EATS IT.

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I was tagged by the lovely linpatootie  :D

Rule 1: Post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to the post
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

  1. if you could magically gain any skill, which would it be?

I’d love to be able to pilot a plane, actually :D

2. here’s 10.000 of your preferred currency. What are you going to do with it?

Honestly, right now? I’d get myself a flat in our capital, I think 10.000 euros would just about cover a yearly rent. With no roommates. And then I wouldn’t have to either do my MA from home, make an hour long drive a couple times a week or lose my mind in a tiny flat with several roommates. One of this options is waiting for me in the fall, so …

3. rec me a tv show to watch?

TRUE DETECTIVE. Don’t run, catapult yourself. This goddamn show deconstructs the Southern Gothic genre in ways that make me want to cry with their beauty. 

4. what’s your favourite food to make for yourself?

Well, in terms of tastiness, I make a mean pizza, with homemade dough and all the jazz. In terms of not-time-consuming-and-makes-me-full, any kind of sandwitch, most likely with canned tuna and cheese. 

5. if you could hang out with one specific person for a day, who would it be, and what would you go do?

Nietzsche. I’d take him with me to my classes in the morning, so he could bitch at my profs, and in the afternoon, we’d get drunk and talk philosophy. Since this is an imaginary scenario, we’d also fuck. 

6. do you like shopping? What’s your favourite place to do it?

Since financial problems started about 6 years ago, no, I don’t. Browsing bookstores is the one kind of shopping that I still like to do, since spending money on books seems at least more sensible than buying too much clothes or accessories or makeup. And I’ve an enduring weakness for antiquity shops, but I usually manage not to buy anything. 

7. what was your favourite book when you were little?

If we’re talking about books that I liked before I started reading on my own, I think I was quite obsessed with Pippi Longstocking (by Astrid Lindgren). I also loved stories by Svetlana Makarovič (in my opinion the best Slovenian author, like, ever), which were mostly fairytales, and very macabre ones. I remember one of her books in particular, Monster Show, which was a collection of poems about monsters. My mom was always reluctant to read it to me before bed, because I’d get horrible nightmares from it. But I still wanted her to read it to me. 

8. if you could add any item to your wardrobe, what would it be?

I’d really like to have a pair of the sleaziest, tightest leather trousers I’d be able to get on my ass. I already have a rather badass leather biker jacket, which is more or less my favourite article of clothing, and I’d just love to be able to dress in leather completely :D

9. do you have any nicknames?

My best friend calls me Dalia, with accent on the i. It started when I complained that people always misunderstood my name, because it’s kinda unusual. 

10. what was the last compliment you gave?

I told a girl on OkCupid that she’s drop-dead gorgeous and that her eyes are of the bring-people-to-their-knees quality. Which was all completely true, and the only tragedy was that she’s half the world away from me. But she did respond to my message, all giggly and happy and thanking me. 

Okaay, I tag snogandagrope, saxifraga-x-urbium, eatingthebirds, mojoflower, professorfangirl, greencarnations, ivyblossom, elucipher, jaradel, vulgarweed.

My questions are:

1. What was your last nightmare about?

2. Which book do you think we all need to read before we die?

3. Same question as above, but which movie?

4. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

5. Best comfort food?

6. Which is that one song that’s so good it makes you want to cry and laugh at the same time?

7. Do you have a favourite piece of art? What is it?

8. Are you afraid of dying?

9. What was your first kiss like?

10. Do you like yourself? 

 

Hannigram in Yakimono

I bet that little tart has also put on his Eau de Murder cologne

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