"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

(via fixyourwritinghabits)

(via thewritershelpers)

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

(via greencarnations)

(Source: gifthescreen)

"I always think you know when people talk about sexuality now it always baffles me when they say „you know it’s 2014, you gotta go with the program and be modern” and I think what? why does 2014 got anything to do with it? In 2050 they’re going to look at us as if we’re cavemen. You don’t… That’s not the way sexuality works. You don’t update, you don’t get sexuality 5S. I recognize the irony of that but you know like, the thing is, some men are attracted to women some men are attracted to men and some women are attracted to men and some women are attracted to women and some like a bit of both and it’s been going on since the dawn of humanity and it’s going to continue until the end of humanity and it’s as natural as the grass growing and agh, so I think for God’s sake let’s move on people, let’s move on. That’s what I think."

— Andrew Scott, Apple q&a (via anothermindpalace)

(Source: andrewscottt, via saxifraga-x-urbium)

also, while I’m on a roll

when your activism stops being “for all minorities” and starts being “only for those members of minorities that agree with my methods” … well, that’s a good sign that you’ve fucked something up big. time. 

saxifraga-x-urbium:

moranion:

The problem I have with most social justice Tumblr users, and with almost any kind of ‘radical’ internet ‘activists’ today - is this enormous, pervasive feel of retaliation/revenge - not against the systems of oppression, but against the people who live in those systems. I’m female, and queer, and those activists claim to speak for me. Thing is, I usually feel just as alienated by my own ‘communities’ - if not more! - than by people who’re supposed to be my oppressors.

Anger and yearning for revenge are normal, and justifiable, and should be exercised - in our private lives. Once we’re functioning in out ‘official’ capacities - as any kind of activists, internet or otherwise - anger starts being a hindrance. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the point of dismantling the systems of oppression isn’t to punish individuals for having privilege in those systems: the point is to slowly repair the society until the systems of oppression fade away. 

Driving out oppression shoudn’t take the backseat to making sparkly ‘MISANDRY’ gifs, or indiscriminately bashing straight people, or men, or cis people, or white people (as USA defines white, of course, because lmao what are international racial problems who the hell cares). Do that with your friends, if you must waste your time and energy on it, but don’t pretend that makes you an activist. Don’t pretend you’re my community. Put some actual effort in if you want to help. Just sayin’. 

#PETITION TO CALL PEOPLE WHO SEEK PRIMARILY TO HURT PEOPLE SOCIAL-REVENGE-JAVERTS

COSIGNED

autumnbois:

I love that this is a headline I lived to see.

"and writing some real gay sex into a network show is to right the wrong of all of the straight sex that you see on TV"

thank you bless you

this is apparently a show i have to watch

(Source: a-spoon-is-born, via saxifraga-x-urbium)

lovelynobody00:

LALALAL IGNORANCE IS BLISS, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN

lovelynobody00:

LALALAL IGNORANCE IS BLISS, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN

(Source: bumbleshark, via thewiggleofjudas)

bag-of-dirt:

Two interned Roma (Gypsy) boys are forced to play violins for departing and arriving detainees at a camp (possibly Beaune-la-Rolande transit camp or Pithiviers internment camp) in German-occupied France. German soldiers and a French policeman stand behind and watch. The genocide of Roma people in Europe during the war cost the lives approximately 220,000 to 1,500,000, most of whom died in concentration camps, with thousands more interned in camps and ghettos throughout occupied territories. This would become known to the Roma as the Porajmos; meaning “the devouring” or “the destruction” in the Romani language. France. Circa 1940-1944.

bag-of-dirt:

Two interned Roma (Gypsy) boys are forced to play violins for departing and arriving detainees at a camp (possibly Beaune-la-Rolande transit camp or Pithiviers internment camp) in German-occupied France. German soldiers and a French policeman stand behind and watch. The genocide of Roma people in Europe during the war cost the lives approximately 220,000 to 1,500,000, most of whom died in concentration camps, with thousands more interned in camps and ghettos throughout occupied territories. This would become known to the Roma as the Porajmos; meaningthe devouring” or “the destruction” in the Romani language. France. Circa 1940-1944.

(via saxifraga-x-urbium)

stammsternenstaub:

fuck-yeahsharonneedles:

Sharon Needles at Betsey Johnson fashion show

except that’s Willam there in the blue

if I ever get married, I’m wearing this wedding dress