What the hell am I supposed to do when I want to fuck but it’s too hot to let an actual person touch me?
Martin Luther King Jr. (via loveinfamine)
The Martin Luther King Jr. White people never quote
And we need too.(via beautifullyheeled)
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
You know what’s the funniest thing about blondes joke? The blonde that punches you in the face when you expect her to laugh at it.
Dear god there are people who actually think that ”I’m fighting sexist and body-shaming oppression by telling women that they have to reach a certain level of oppression in order to be considered ~real women~, because otherwise they’re just a bunch of spoiled cupcake princesses” is radical sexism-fighting social justice
there is not enough alcohol in the world to help me deal with this fucking site sometimes
acelocked asked: Music asks: 20, 23, 27, and 30.
20: A song that has many meanings to you
Huh. Many of them, actually, but Tito&Tarantula’s After Dark (from From Dusk Till Dawn OST) is playing right now, so I’ll go with this one. Because it can be a sexy, seductive grind, perfect as a soundtrack to sex, or it can be, you know, a I-will-kill-you song. And still be seductive.
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
Fuck me, just one? Alright. Leonard Cohen, Take This Waltz. Because it’s a brainchild of Cohen and Lorca and it’s scientifically improbable to ever get tired of it.
27: A song that breaks your heart
(Am I allowed to use an aria here? Nevermind.) Mozart’s Soave Sia Il Vento from Cosi Fan Tutte. Can’t explain why, exactly, but to me, it’s the best human expression of longing ever created.
30: A song that reminds you of yourself
Quite a few, actually. I’ll go with Johnny Cash’s The Beast in Me, though.